Bachmania!

Michele Bachmann is running for President.  This is what she looks like:

I like her a lot, in the sense that she is really fun to talk about and you know dangerous for America and an idiot and stuff. One of my favorite things about her is that she really understands gay culture. As everyone knows, Elton John is gay. Unsurprisingly, Michele Bachmann knows this too! She also knows what Elton John being gay means for America:

"Normalization (of gayness) through desensitization. Very effective way to do this with a bunch of second graders, is take a picture of 'The Lion King' for instance, and a teacher might say, 'Do you know that the music for this movie was written by a gay man?' The message is: I'm better at what I do, because I'm gay."

Similarly, Ricky Martin is gay. Don't tell any first graders! Why couldn't I think of a better example of a gay person than Ricky Martin? Oh wait. 

I really enjoy How I Met Your Mother, which really has nothing to do with anything. Anyway, Michele Bachmann is legen-wait-for-it-dary and I can't wait for her to run and get an embarrassing amount of Republican support before eventually losing to someone I will make fun of at a later date.