- Posted by Gartagnon
Location:Universal Blvd,Orlando,United States
Monday, December 19, 2011
Hi Level Lounge
Sorry for not posting much, folks. I've been busy driving - hope the Keysmaster has been entertaining you.
Speaking of Mz. Keys (code name alert), one of her RTR's* was to visit a "local watering hole," i.e., a bar in a tiny town, a.k.a. the High Level Lounge in Palatka, Florida, population 9,800, home of Georgia Pacific Power Plant, and the smell of pollution.
Anyway. We were looking on yelp for the perfect spot when Keysmaster stumbled upon this descriptive gem:
As huge homophobic, racist rednecks ourselves, we thought we'd fit right in. We were right. We walked in to a bar filled with five folks aged between 33 and 75, all of whom were COMPLETELY hammered. It was sad and sort of interesting. The drunkest was probably this bearded silver-haired fella with a cowboy hat on (which he called his crown) in his late 60s. As we walked in, he informed us "yaaaaw ttooo schlaaaate," which is alcoholic for "hi guys!" Over the next hour, these five folks experimented with many different couplings, including negotiations (none of which, thankfully, involving us) regarding lesbianing, threesoming, and rampant infidelity. Also, they repeatedly commented on my white teeth and informed Steph that Umass is not in New York, to her surprise.
All in all, it was a dark evening.
* road trip requests
- Posted by Gartagnon
Location:N Bay St,Eustis,United States
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