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Saturday, December 24, 2011

Final post




Requisite sad faces. Not sure why it looks like I have an earring in.

- Posted by Gartagnon

Location:Express Rd,Newark,United States

My police record

To add to my illustrious police record (poaching, trespassing on state lands), I was just detained by TSA agents in the Miami airport. Reason: throwing star in my carry on bag.

Yup.


Reason for that: Grace gave me awesome gifts from Japan, which I inadvertently traveled with - without actually investigating what was in the bag of souvenirs she gave me. One such souv was a throwing star.

Add "sneaking throwing star onto plane" to my list.


- Posted by Gartagnon

Location:Miad Cir,Miami,United States

Well the trips over!

Blogfail! We were too busy to blog. Also the Everglades does not have service. We are in Miami now (I'm about to eat a pulled pork omelette and will then die happy) and depart in a few hours to fly home. Here's a quick lowdown of some Notable Events:

1. Vultures ate all our food - comprising two coolers worth of grillable meat.


2. Steph relearned how to ride a bike.


3. We saw hundreds of gators and crocs.


4. We canoed for 9 miles through mangrove forests, culminating in a sighting of croczilla, a 14 foot long croc and our accidental collision w a gator (while in canoe).


5. We played a lot of games by headlamp and cooked dinner.


6. Took a sunset wildlife tour


7. Got sideswiped by a local in the Florida keys, followed by a 2.5 hour drive in a tow truck to Miami.


8. Drank Butterbeer


9. Ate Buckbeak


10. Made lots of fires.


- Posted by Gartagnon

Location:Collins Ave,Miami Beach,United States

Where have we been?

We've been in the wilderness! To no ones surprise, cell service is lacking among the crocodiles so we haven't been able to blog, or let our families know we weren't dead. Update: we're not. But here's a quick summary of what happened:

It was hot, crocs everywhere, saw croczilla (14ft croc), pissed off a gator in the water, tented, camped, drank, ate, got completely robbed by vultures, went to Miami, attempted to rage , sort of failed, never drink LITs ever again, fought with promoter (see image and footnote below), hung out on neighbors balcony, eating breakfast. That's all!




Update: didn't meet half of lmfao as promised, tried to charge Dave $10 more than discussed. Fighting ensued, I got my way.

- Posted by the Keys Master.

Location:Collins Ave,Miami Beach,United States