Willard & Cornelius Harvey McGillicuddy IV

Did you know that Mitt Romney's actual first name is Willard? I really don't want to have a president named Willard in my lifetime. That would be embarrassing.

Also, did you know that today Obama would beat Willard Romney in ole Mitt's homestate of Michigan? Maybe we'll avoid President Willard Romney after all.

Lastly, did you know that Florida Republican kind-of-up-and-comer Connie Mac's real name is Cornelius Harvey McGillicuddy IV? That is fantastic!