The Night Steve Jobs' Ghost Haunted Us

Tonight, we let the iPhone guide us in our driving. The plan was to chose a town halfway between savannah, ga and Orlando, fl and stop at a local watering hole for the night rather than driving into the wee hours. And so, we chose a town called Hilliard, fl, plugged it into the google maps and began driving.

Within minutes, we were driving on a pitch black road with not a single car in front or behind us. However-the iPhone said we were right. That's when we decided Steve jobs was pranking us. And then immense fog took over the road. That was obviously Steve jobs' ghost. After about 50 miles, we'd found civilization!! Lights! Buildings!! Then we approached. It was this:





And so, we continue on into the dark abysses. Now on Okeefenokee Parkways. We'll keep the knife that was a gift from the Gartenbergs close.

UPDATE: Hilliard, FL was due west about 45 mins of where we actually wanted to be. Thanks Dave.


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Location:U.S. 1,Hilliard,United States

Road Trip Google Searches-Volume 1

Dave and I have decided to start a recurring segment on our blog titled Road Trip Google Searches. Here we will chronicle the most obscene/hilarious/bizarre/ridiculous/typical things we find ourselves googling during the hours upon hours of driving. Enjoy volume 1!



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Location:Jackson,United States

Leaving DC

Heading out of DC and driving as far as we can make it...goal: Savannah, GA. Likelihood: Not at all. Stayed at Palace de BroGart, ate at an ihop and saw some orangutans go at it in the zoo. Plus, an awesome but brief visit with Matt! Driving begins now...


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Location:Washington,United States

Symmetry

First road trip I took, we departed at about 9:30 after I took my last final of freshman year at rutgers and drove for the next 40 hours straight to get to Yellowstone. That was aggressive and stupid, but I was only 19, so it's acceptable.

I'm glad that at 29 I'm still capable of the same shenanganness. Although exhausted, still managed to stick to the road trip haminated itinerary and make it to Humphrey Brogart's apartment in fairfax, VA. That's about 250 miles and 4.5 hours of late night solo driving. Go me. Steph contributed nothing (except mirth and blog posts and music and navigation).


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Location:Rocky Branch Rd,Vienna,United States

Quest 1: Finding Dans Apartment When We Arrive at 3am

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Better Late Than Never

We may be 4-6 hrs behind schedule, but we're en route! NJ doesn't smell bad AT ALL (that's a lie it reeks).




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Location:Hightstown-Cranbury Station Rd,,United States

Today's The Day!

Today is the day we begin GART 2011: To The 'Glades. As such, we feel ready to share our itinerary in it's full glory with you. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll turn green with jealousy. ENJOY!!!

Don't forget to check back over the week with more updates, photos and hopefully no news of missing limbs.

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