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Monday, October 18, 2010

Who blogs anymore!

Apparently not I. Lots has happened in the world! Danielle arrived. I went to the zoo. We went to a jazz club. Now we are at an estancia!

Let's look at some pictographs.


That's chris. He's put on some weight from eating too much dulce de leche and choripan (chocolate cream and sausage).




That's Andy dancing on a boat.

I need to put more pics on my iPhone, that's pretty much all I gots.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Scare "Quotes"

There are very few things that I "hate" in life. Parking garages. Poachers. Carrot "cake."

Add one more to the list: "scare quotes."

Scare quotes are when you put quotation marks around a "word" to make it sound sarcastic or untrue. For example: The Obama administration's fiscal "stimulus" failed because it did not provide sufficient "demand." That makes it look like the stimulus was not a stimulus and demand is a fiction. It's "dumb" and sloppy!

The "Wall Street" Journal editorial page uses scare quotes constantly. I "hate" them.

That's all.

I'm still here!

I noticed that I haven't really posted any pictures of MYSELF on this blog. That's what you are all here for right?! Here's what I look like: 

Wow, what a nice smile!

Also, I found this funny. No wolves allowed! (I know it's just dogs, but that dog looks lupine to me)


Wow what a vibrantly red bird. Wildlife!


BA updates, allusions, and inside jokes in the form of sentence fragments/free verse poetry. Feel free to hum the melody of We Didn't Start the Fire as you read:

Meat, cheese, wine
Every meal.
Cultural relativism
China rising
Discuss.
Rum and clubs
Weltschmerz and schadenfreude
Offensive clapping.
El modelo disappeared
Offensive Americans.

Jesus Christ is the man

Kitesurfing

So I was really in the mood to try something new in BA. I could learn Spanish, but Chris and Andy already have that down pat. Instead, I decided to take up kitesurfing!
This is me catching a great wave outside of the fishing village of Tigre in the Delta region of the Rio de Plata. It's pretty great -- I wasn't able to get any good pics of me and the kite in the air bc the camera we were using had a zoom that was TOO powerful, but I think I'm a natural at it. I've kitesurfed three days in a row now!

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[this post is a complete fabrication!]

Friday, October 8, 2010

Guess what comes out really soon



Just sayin'. Who's up for a Gart Birthday/Harry Potter Dress Up Midnight Viewing Party?

A post about poop


did you know that you can't flush toilet paper here
Morgan: EWWWWWW
me: you need to put it in this little poop trash next to the toilet
Morgan: EWEWeWEwejhkwehrkwetrqew
even in the apartment?
me: especially in the apartment
 Sent at 3:28 PM on Friday
Morgan: that is so effing nasty
get out of there
me: haha
you get used to it
i've only pooped twice since i got here bc of it
Morgan: COME ON
me: i should blog about that