The Skinny

Dear friends and colleagues,

That's how I started my farewell to FF email; but it's also how I'm starting my welcome back to blogging post.  A lot has changed since we last spoke.  For one, I use semicolons now.  Be prepared, grammarphiles.  For another, I quit my GD job, got a new GD job, and bought tickets to go to the Ecuador and the Galapagos (aka, for purposes of this blog, alternatively the Gartlapagos or Galapagart) with Erica.   Be prepared.

Here's the skinny:
1) Mindo Cloud Forest (Wednesday - Thursday).  We're staying in this ecolodge right in the forest.  What is an ecolodge?  A cool lodge with hammocks.  Basically a jungle South American log cabin. Abrahamo Lincolno would be pleased. We'll mainly see birds, such as tanagers, quetzals, toucans, hummingbirds. I know what about half of those birds are. There are also Andean bears somewhere, but they're not generally seen in Mindo - that is, they haven't historically been spotted there, but I have faith that they'll come check me out.

2) Quito (Friday - Saturday). Quito is the highest capital city in the world, at 9000+ feet. It's also literally built on a volcano. Nuff said.

3) Galapagart Cruise (Saturday - Saturday). Darwin invented evolution at Gartlapagos, and Rick Santorum has been mad at him ever since. There will be plenty of pics and dialogue to share re: these special islands in no time at all, so I'm not gonna spoil it with excessive detail. Needless to say, I plan on being arrested for stealing tortoise eggs and/or trying to hug a sea lion.

And now, for your viewing pleasure, a blue footed booby:

RIP Kindle

Don't drop your kindle.

- Posted by Gartagnon

Location:Millinocket,United States

Blogging is hard

So once we got to Maine, I realized I'd rather hike and drink beer than blog. Also I get no service in most of the park. In conclusion, trip has been great so far but it takes too much work to tell you about it. And now, some pictures!



Lobsters in a lobster shanty. I ate one.


Adam in a lake.


Hiking.


Proof that I went to Acadia.


Purple flowers.


Our noise violation, for being "giggly motherfuckers."


Hiking Cadillac Mountain, the tallest mountain on the Atlantic seaboard.


A campground-made burrito for lunch.


Don't know.


After a 10 mile hike.
- Posted by Gartagnon

Connecticut

So we're in Connecticut. Cool name, but not a great state. There are basically a lot of trees.


Obama's mini DREAM Act maneuver today is both great policy and politics. I was wondering when he'd start using immigration as a wedge. Good work.

Lee reminded me that I once went on a road trip with FIVE guys, which would make it more masculine than this one. However, one of the fellas cried about a girl (it wasn't me, assholes) so that is minus two man points, meaning this trip is actually way more masculine.

- Posted by Gartholomew

Location:Blue Star Memorial Hwy,Haverhill,United States

10:32 AM, 6/16/2012

That's what time this summer's Great American Road Trip started. So far nothing has happened, but it's still great. Our car is packed. See?


That's the trunk.

- Posted by Gartagnon

Location:14th St Loop,,United States

Gourmet Trail Mix

Two quick notes before we leave

1) Gourmet trail mix exists
2) I just bought 7 bags of it

OMG ROAD TRIP

Hm should I keep a blog about going to Maine? OK! Here's what you need to know:

1) I'm going to Maine tomorrow for a week.
2) Matt, Adam and Lee are joining. They are all road trip veterans of a variety of stripes.
3) We're going to Acadia National Park and Baxter State Park.
4) I really want to do a whale watch, but it's $60/person and that is really expensive, which is why I didn't tell anyone how much it costs yet.
5) I still think Obama is going to lose, so this could be the last road trip of the Obama Presidency.
6) Last weekend I saw a rattlesnake while hiking. It was REALLY COOL and looked like this:

7) Being 4 guys and 0 girls, this is the most masculine road trip in the History of GARTs (Great American Road Trip™) and possibly the most masculine thing of my life.


NOW YOU KNOW.